Coffee-mate Coconut Creme = ASS

I've been on a big coffee kick lately, and I will be the first to admit I like some serious pussy coffee. I like a lot of milk and Sweet 'n' Low, and if I can get flavored coffee then that's all the better. So I decided to try Coffee-mate's Coconut Creme creamer, since I've tried several of their other flavors and they're all totally tasty (The Chai-spice flavored one is the balls).

Now, I like coconut, and the thought of coconut-flavored coffee sounded pretty good. I mean, it would be just like drinking a coconut creme pie, right? A coconut creme pie with plenty of delicious, nourishing caffeine.

I didn't think about it then, but the problem with any sort of coconut-flavored product is that you run the risk of it possibly tasting like sunblock. And, unfortunately for me, this was the case. This stuff tastes like SPF-ASS. I guess the only consolation is that my guts are now totally protected from the sun's harsh UV rays.