Sunday, September 24, 2006

Coffee-mate Coconut Creme = ASS

I've been on a big coffee kick lately, and I will be the first to admit I like some serious pussy coffee. I like a lot of milk and Sweet 'n' Low, and if I can get flavored coffee then that's all the better. So I decided to try Coffee-mate's Coconut Creme creamer, since I've tried several of their other flavors and they're all totally tasty (The Chai-spice flavored one is the balls).

Now, I like coconut, and the thought of coconut-flavored coffee sounded pretty good. I mean, it would be just like drinking a coconut creme pie, right? A coconut creme pie with plenty of delicious, nourishing caffeine.

I didn't think about it then, but the problem with any sort of coconut-flavored product is that you run the risk of it possibly tasting like sunblock. And, unfortunately for me, this was the case. This stuff tastes like SPF-ASS. I guess the only consolation is that my guts are now totally protected from the sun's harsh UV rays.

6 comments:

Koz said...

Be a real man and drink it black!

Sea Hag said...

I like my coffe like I like my men...

Sea Hag said...

crap, I can't ever spell 'coffee' right.

Mathew said...

So you like your men full of ass flavored creamer?

Sea Hag said...

HA ha ha ha that's SO FILTHY! I love it. You know I'm all kinky like that, Mathew.

Deth said...

eeeewwwwwww coffee real mean drink soda. All real men know that. /9->