For your information, the tan M&Ms were replaced by blue M&Ms in 1995. In other news, my brain apparently went missing for nearly 12 years.
Here is what I would look like if I were an M&M:
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
The smell of mothballs might be the worst smell in the world. One of the best smells is the smell of rain falling on hot pavement.
I wonder how many times I've had sex in my life. Why doesn't someone make a sex odometer? If you had a foot fetish, would it be a sex pedometer instead?
Sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them.
I don't think about my toes that much. I feel kinda bad about that.
I like making ptoo! ptoo! laser noises. It makes me crazy happy.
When did tan stop being a color in a bag of plain M&Ms?
Sunday, June 03, 2007
And so it was that The Flying Spaghetti Monster looked upon my computer, and saw that the motherboard was bad, and touched it with His Noodly Appendage. And lo, it did melt and cause me to curse and cry and not be able to post to my blog.
Well, I thought it was a good excuse.
While it's true that the magical unicorn or whatever mystical creature that makes the damn thing died, I have been pretty non-existent in the Sea Hag Universe lately. Call it boredom. Call it sheer laziness. Call it exhaustion and mild depression. Any way you slice it (mmm, slice) I have been neglecting my blog and all writing in general lately. When I started this blog I didn't want to post on here for the sake of posting. God knows teh intertetz is full of wastes of space as it is and I didn't want to add my trash onto the pile. But I realized that I hadn't made a single post in over a month and that I really did have things to say and people to curse and hate, so I needed to drag my sorry ass out of hibernation and get back to it again, broken computer be damned.