I wonder how many times I've had sex in my life. Why doesn't someone make a sex odometer? If you had a foot fetish, would it be a sex pedometer instead?
Sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them.
I don't think about my toes that much. I feel kinda bad about that.
I like making ptoo! ptoo! laser noises. It makes me crazy happy.
When did tan stop being a color in a bag of plain M&Ms?