I wonder how many times I've had sex in my life. Why doesn't someone make a sex odometer? If you had a foot fetish, would it be a sex pedometer instead?
Sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them.
I don't think about my toes that much. I feel kinda bad about that.
I like making ptoo! ptoo! laser noises. It makes me crazy happy.
When did tan stop being a color in a bag of plain M&Ms?
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There is nothing better than the smell of the air after a thunderstorm or downpour.
when did the tan mm disappear?
I always thought of the tan M&M as more of a Mocha colored muthafucka.
petrichor = rain on hot pavement. Me likey.
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