Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Random thoughts for today

The smell of mothballs might be the worst smell in the world. One of the best smells is the smell of rain falling on hot pavement.

I wonder how many times I've had sex in my life. Why doesn't someone make a sex odometer? If you had a foot fetish, would it be a sex pedometer instead?

Sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them.

I don't think about my toes that much. I feel kinda bad about that.

I like making ptoo! ptoo! laser noises. It makes me crazy happy.

When did tan stop being a color in a bag of plain M&Ms?


Dragon said...

There is nothing better than the smell of the air after a thunderstorm or downpour.

Sparky said...

when did the tan mm disappear?

Anonymous said...

I always thought of the tan M&M as more of a Mocha colored muthafucka.

tiff said...

petrichor = rain on hot pavement. Me likey.