I'd like to dedicate this blog entry to rabid Sea Hag fan Jonathan.
First, let me tell all you ladies (and a few gentlemen) that he is a total, total stud. Seriously. He once dumped a glass of water in my lap and I didn't try to gut him simply because he was just so incredibly rad.
He accompanied me to Dragon*Con and kept me safe from the great unwashed masses of nerds, geeks, dweebs, dorks and psychos. Also, he knew the dude who did Space Ghost's voice and that was pretty impressive. And best of all, he introduced me to the tasty wonder that is Ruby Red vodka. Truly my life (and my liver) is enriched by knowing him.
And so, I present him this haiku:
A haiku for you
Because 'See you next Tuesday'
Is now in my act.
(snap snap snap)