Friday, April 04, 2008

Lonely Little Sea Hag


Am I the only person in the world who hates the dry, scratchy feel of a Q-Tip? People talk about how they kinda dig having their ear canal molested by a cotton swab, going so far as to refer to it as an "ear-gasm", but to me it's one of the most cringe-inducing activities around, akin to accidentally scraping a steak knife across a dinner plate or watching "Sex And The City." Don't get me wrong, I keep my ears wax-free... but I pretty much have to sneak up on myself and catch my ears unawares after a shower in order to do this. I hope everyone appreciates this.

I also don't like touching ice with my bare hands. But I do enjoy eating fruitcake. I'm alone on these three things, aren't I?

3 comments:

No Celery Please said...

Well, I don't have any particular issues with Q-Tips, but I, you know, wouldn't say it's a spiritual experience.

I do not use ice.

But I love me some fruit cake!

Koz said...

I hate Sex in the City, I like fruitcake if it's fresh.

Hyperion said...

I had no idea you'd given me a shout out! Sniff sniff.