Limited Edition Carnival Skittles = nom nom nom.
Last night I was munching on my Carnival Skittles and telling Noochie how much I was digging on the red licorice flavored ones. See, if there is one candy I would totally abandon all vestiges of dignity for, it'd be Twizzlers, so I was totally happy that the good people at the Skittles company made a Skittle that tasted so much like Twizzlers. Noochie ignored my near-orgasmic ramblings about Twizzler Skittles, but was intrigued by the fact that Skittles decided to make a bag of candy based on a theme instead of a collection of flavors (like Sour Skittles, Smoothie Skittles, Wild Berry Skittles, etc.), Noochie and I wondered what theme they might come up with next:
Last night I was munching on my Carnival Skittles and telling Noochie how much I was digging on the red licorice flavored ones. See, if there is one candy I would totally abandon all vestiges of dignity for, it'd be Twizzlers, so I was totally happy that the good people at the Skittles company made a Skittle that tasted so much like Twizzlers. Noochie ignored my near-orgasmic ramblings about Twizzler Skittles, but was intrigued by the fact that Skittles decided to make a bag of candy based on a theme instead of a collection of flavors (like Sour Skittles, Smoothie Skittles, Wild Berry Skittles, etc.), Noochie and I wondered what theme they might come up with next:
Baseball Skittles: beer, nacho cheese, popcorn, Cracker Jack, hot dogs, peanuts. (They could also market Baseball Skittles to Cubs fans with an additional flavor called bitter disappointment. Ooooh burn!)
Crack Whore Skittles: crack rock, sperm, Dumpster juice, motel tap water, desperation.
Carnivàle Skittles: dust, bearded woman, lobster gal, Knights Templar, evil (which would taste like green peppers), good (which would taste like chocolate Twizzlers).
Christmas Skittles: Christmas tree, sugar cookie, Jesus, spiked egg nog, new socks, credit card bills, bitter disappointment (again).
Hippie Skittles: hemp, dreadlocks, organic arugula, patchouli, tofu.
Hippie Skittles: hemp, dreadlocks, organic arugula, patchouli, tofu.
We should work for the Skittles company, clearly.
3 comments:
I think I'll pass on the Crack Whore skittles. Hmmm, I wonder what Jesus would taste like?
who cares about Jesus, they make a giant bag of Carnival skittles?????
You're making fun of Carnivale? The show I demanded you watched?
If you have become a huge fan, I guess it's okay (except, why have you not called to thank me?), but otherwise it's the plank for ye!
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